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What Happened:   What Happened: I was out on weekend night and had a couple of drinks. It was crowded and as I was standing there, this guy put on his jacket and as he did the sleeve whipped around behind him and hit me in the face. I shoved the guy and cursed at him. He turned around and that’s when I looked up at him. And up and up.
Lesson Learned: Learn to dance, or learn to run.
Details: My life flashed before me and I just know that this was going to be a painful death. I started groveling like Ghadafi in front of the rebels. This guy was more tolerant and, for whatever reason, just walked away. Maybe I was too low to the ground for him to reach down and hit me.


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Story worth reading. (3) - Waste of my time (1)

Nov 9, 2011 02:13 PM - Life In The Fast Lane - by Sam (man)

 

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This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard

#1 - Nov 10, 2011 07:44 AM by michaeldb46
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